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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 5, 2011 21:22:09 GMT -5
Alright to be honest not exactly a moment, but pickle is having a fucking epic week.
Moved into my dorm last week, had about 5 days before classes start, and I have a fucking confession.
I don't just like it, I love college. This is fucking amazing. I swear to you, it's worth it. I've gotten 3 blowies in the past 5 days. Every night is like Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, except it's Pickle and Hood Frands Find Booze. I swear to you it's great. Sometimes hard to find parties n stuff as a freshman, but when you find some girls and get hold of some liquor, amazing times. Went to a dance party at another local school, 800 people, grinded with different chicks for 2 hrs don't remember names but I made out with 4 of them. Like it's just the best. I swear to you I always thought that that music vid overglorified college life. Not even. Last night when we finally got hold of vodka, mixed about half a water bottle of it with some orange juice, guzzled that stuff, got tipsy, did shots, moar drunk, hung out with people, went back to my room with some girls, woke up this morning had 2 pairs of heels in my room no idea how they got there but their owners came back to reclaim them just now and those bitches woke me up. Went to door half naked like the fack its 10:30 class at 9am tmrrw can you just let me be on lappy in peace, no worries they felt bad so I let them in gave them shoes back then we broke out some leftover vodka and sat and drank and... let's say a pickle made a gud decision to stay up.
In conclusion. I love college, everyone in high school please stick it out for the 4 years, do well, I promise you it's worth it.
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Post by [Qs]SöZe-l- on Sept 5, 2011 22:13:39 GMT -5
Same, but I don't live in a dorm. 20 minute drive to college everyday. It's At the heart of Downtown Denver, ass everywhere.
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Post by [QS] ¥¬ Censor~ on Sept 5, 2011 22:39:46 GMT -5
O.O
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Post by ®³¥Ø¬Boat on Sept 5, 2011 23:57:31 GMT -5
Welcome to the good life pickles!
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Post by [SQ] Alc on Sept 6, 2011 10:15:56 GMT -5
I would say congrats, but I still will be laughing when you get STDs xD
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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 6, 2011 10:40:39 GMT -5
I would say congrats, but I still will be laughing when you get STDs xD Pls noob, there is a reason why they make rubbers. I've got my Skyn Polyurethane wraps in my drawer, NOT FAZED.
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Post by xanax on Sept 6, 2011 11:00:38 GMT -5
You can get that shit anywhere. And the condoms you're using must be cheap because I ain't got mine.
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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 6, 2011 11:26:03 GMT -5
You can get that shit anywhere. And the condoms you're using must be cheap because I ain't got mine. But there is pretty much no where else in the world where 10,000 people ages 18-22 live within a mile of each other. And I'm in Boston, college capital of the world... within 20 miles of me I probably have 200,000+ college-age students. Can't beat that.
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Post by Drizzy. on Sept 6, 2011 13:25:30 GMT -5
You can get that shit anywhere. And the condoms you're using must be cheap because I ain't got mine. But there is pretty much no where else in the world where 10,000 people ages 18-22 live within a mile of each other. And I'm in Boston, college capital of the world... within 20 miles of me I probably have 200,000+ college-age students. Can't beat that. some of those are MIT nerds who don't want to waste time taking SHOWERS, let alone hang out. Ahh, I remember how hype frosh week was. soo fuckin dooope
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Post by [QS]~Wolfie|Eternal|Flowie on Sept 6, 2011 14:16:54 GMT -5
Boston where it at. Nuffsed.
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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 6, 2011 14:29:48 GMT -5
But there is pretty much no where else in the world where 10,000 people ages 18-22 live within a mile of each other. And I'm in Boston, college capital of the world... within 20 miles of me I probably have 200,000+ college-age students. Can't beat that. some of those are MIT nerds who don't want to waste time taking SHOWERS, let alone hang out. Ahh, I remember how hype frosh week was. soo fuckin dooope Dude I went to the MIT frat parties, hooked up with a group of wasted chicks and they let us in, they party fuckin hard I dunno what you're talking about. Rush week at MIT is supposedly dry, which is a funny joke. I had soooo much beer.
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Post by [QS]_ShaDo on Sept 6, 2011 14:30:53 GMT -5
you gotta hit up austin, live music capital of the world. I've hung out with a bunch of friends up in University of Texas. Trust me it only gets better when your 21, austin has a place called 6th street where it's a street dedicated to bars.
90% bars, 10% tattoo shops/pizza joints. 100% bitches n hoes.
I'm heading up their again this october.
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Post by [SQ] Alc on Sept 6, 2011 20:13:53 GMT -5
it's a street dedicated to bars. You just described Memphis.
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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 6, 2011 20:38:46 GMT -5
you gotta hit up austin, live music capital of the world. I've hung out with a bunch of friends up in University of Texas. Trust me it only gets better when your 21, austin has a place called 6th street where it's a street dedicated to bars. 90% bars, 10% tattoo shops/pizza joints. 100% bitches n hoes. I'm heading up their again this october.[/quote IK I HAVE BEEN TO AUSTIN GOD CITY.
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Post by `SNΞΔKY_[QS] on Sept 7, 2011 6:40:01 GMT -5
So much for learning. On the other hand, Pickle's so damn smart he doesn't need to learn anything cause he already knows everything 4 years of total bliss for Pickle.
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Post by Drizzy. on Sept 7, 2011 14:40:26 GMT -5
some of those are MIT nerds who don't want to waste time taking SHOWERS, let alone hang out. Ahh, I remember how hype frosh week was. soo fuckin dooope Dude I went to the MIT frat parties, hooked up with a group of wasted chicks and they let us in, they party fuckin hard I dunno what you're talking about. Rush week at MIT is supposedly dry, which is a funny joke. I had soooo much beer. That's what I get for being judgmental
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Post by [QS]_pickle on Sept 14, 2011 14:06:31 GMT -5
PICKLE'S COLLEGE UPDATE OF THE WEEK: FAVORITE THING? SKIPPING CLASS.
I don't attend class. Like this must be some kind've fucking joke. I am supposed to be in Elementary Micro economics right now, EXCEPT, I know everything the 80 yr old grandpa lectured about in the first 2 lectures and I have no patience for waste of time, I can teach myself thanks. And my environmental science, spanish, and international econ policy classes are a fucking joke, I swear to you I could probably teach intermed spanish and envi sci to these kids, the african man who teaches Envi Sci actually says shit in lectures like "And dis is very bad, we cannot drive the cars around this much or the greenhouse gases will came and dey will, and dey WILL cover the world!" jesus christ the few topics he's covered I'm pretty sure I know moar about than he does. Honestly.
You'd think I'd have spare time with all this class skipping, but in all seriousness it's not even that I don't have a shitload of busy work to do for these classes, (already skipped like 4 and it's been a week and a half) but I'm straight up too lazy to walk down to the other end of campus where the academic buildings are.
My GPA is going to be undone by 3 flights of stairs.
GG college, I'll stick to getting wasted and teaching myself all the shit I need to know and just showing up for the final THANKS THO.
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Post by Panda on Sept 14, 2011 23:24:32 GMT -5
^LOL i love how i'm reading this at the college library, studiously reading my sizable textbooks. self-study sounds chill, but id say stick it out until at least your first quiz/test. some professors base their tests solely on the textbook, but others include things they said in lectures or stated in powerpoints that aren't uploaded online. so wait until you identify your prof's teaching style, and then take it easy.
always have fun, but keep that GPA safe man, it'll do wonders for you in the long run.
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Post by Drizzy. on Sept 15, 2011 11:11:55 GMT -5
Must be nice to have joke courses
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Post by `SNΞΔKY_[QS] on Sept 15, 2011 13:31:56 GMT -5
I cannot understand a damn thing from one of my mathematics professors.. He's Indian and not the type with a fucking bow and arrow. I have to digitally record the goof and play/rewind/play over and over again to understand. Thought about uploading recordings to YT and have people translate the shit, however, only a small % of people would know wtf he is talking about anyway, so fuck it.
I HATE STATISTICS & PROBABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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